post comment


If you think Wilder is just a puncher , you are dead wrong. He is a great boxer too, but knows he is clearly superior to all the other pretenders. He will KO Tyson Fury in a couple of one sided rounds. Fury is all talk, and refuses to get in the ring with the Bronze bomber.

Posted April 30, 2013 3:14 pm 


Price should get through Thompson in July. Mago, Browne, Wilder and Price assuming he gets through Thompson are the new force tomorrow. Fury Povetkin Haye and Fury are the prospects today. There are also 10 or so fighters out there who are very promising but just have not come through and faced each other or talented veterans. The division is coming alive

Posted April 30, 2013 8:23 am 

Fight Aficionado

“Anyone who truly believes this was a premature stoppage or that Harrison was winning, is clearly a fanboy of Harrison’s and is incapable of subjective thinking where Harrison is concerned.” – I said Fantana knows it’s a wind up and so do we. Of course not all of us do. It’s baffling to me that anyone would think this is anything but tongue in cheek. But that’s part of the comedy.

Posted April 29, 2013 9:24 pm 


Hank of course it was tongue in cheek, how could you write a serious article about a fight that audley was involved in that lasted less than 50 seconds.If you dont find it even a bit funny then your probably dead inside.

Daniel if people dont read beyond the headline then thats their fault but you would have to be a bit slow not to understand that the headline is a joke.

A serious article would go a bit like this, they touched gloves,bell rang, harrison threw a jab or 2 then got knocked out, the end. So you can see why fantana went ths direction.

Posted April 29, 2013 8:28 pm 


It is sarcasm, and not particularly funny. I don’t know why ESB posted it. Some people don’t read beyond the headline and will get a completely wrong impressions. Harrison is a complete embarrassment.

Posted April 29, 2013 6:48 pm 

mr. quigley

americans have a different sense of humour. that’s why they can’t understand fantana.

Posted April 29, 2013 5:55 pm 

Fight Aficionado

We got these Fantana stories that are obv wind ups. He knows it and so do we. But longtime ESB readers remember that chick Karen? She wasn’t trolling us, she seems to really be hanging on Harrison’s nuts.

Posted April 29, 2013 3:07 pm 

philly shell

I can’t wait to see Wilder do that to Fury!! 1 round tops!

Posted April 29, 2013 2:35 pm 

john mcenroe

you cannot be serious

Posted April 29, 2013 2:26 pm 

Exiled Yank

Fantana is a comedy writer. Look him up, his stuff is pretty hilarious.

Posted April 29, 2013 2:23 pm 


what fight was the author of this article watching?

Posted April 29, 2013 1:09 pm 


Wilder will struggle against hw will real boxing skills and a sturdy chin. He will need to polish his skills! However I love the power and tenacity and soon I think he will be a world champ

Posted April 29, 2013 1:03 pm 



are you really serious when you say England have no top heavyweights ? ERRR the name David Haye comes to my mind, although he is probably the only one. Its people who make stupid remarks like that, that made me stop coming on here for a few years.


Posted April 29, 2013 12:54 pm 



Posted April 29, 2013 12:35 pm 


This is at the same level of Pactard articles.

Posted April 29, 2013 12:01 pm 


This is no comedy, the author is just a moron. And the morons who think this is wit are witless.

Posted April 29, 2013 12:00 pm 

tszyu’s crushed gonads

Fantana’s articles get better with time. I was chuckling just reading the title. The real laugh is on us…cos when we really like a fighter, we sound a bit like Fantana.

Posted April 29, 2013 11:33 am 


Surely this is some european sarcasm???

Posted April 29, 2013 10:47 am 

Bomb Squaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

This writer is as funny as catching hepatitis c
and a genital wart on the bum holey

Posted April 29, 2013 10:39 am 


Wilder does NOT impress me, he is STIFF and simply a BIG young man… His crude skills would not serve him well against Klits unless he found Wlads dentable chin…

Posted April 29, 2013 10:20 am 

Exiled Yank

I have to say, even though Wilder won, he looked like crap doing it.

Posted April 29, 2013 10:06 am 


What in the world is the writer been smoking?

Posted April 29, 2013 8:43 am 

Bomb Squaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

Does anyone know where mike the rebel Perez has gone the Irish based Cuban? He looked very good but had bad management, I heard he is on the undercard of the Vladimir fight

Posted April 29, 2013 7:44 am 


Very very funny was pissing myself laughing

Posted April 29, 2013 7:15 am 

no clue

Red Ryan dont get panties all in a bunch you uptight dolt.. boxing is a crazy sport and an infusion of wackiness that Fontana provides is highly welcomed by most ESB regulars, save the transent gulls that fly by, drop a few turds, and then dissapear

Posted April 29, 2013 6:30 am 

Red Ryan

I know this is a joke story, but i come to this site for serious boxing news and views, not this GARBAGE………..
PS.. It aint funny either just a complete waste of time, if i want a cheap laugh i will read VIZ…

Posted April 29, 2013 6:21 am 


Santana, your the man. Lol. Keep em coming

Posted April 29, 2013 5:03 am 


One of the funniest articles I have read in years!!
Keep up the good work, I for one, am looking forward to the next installment!!

Posted April 29, 2013 4:56 am 

John Brock

Audley should be given a rematch within 28 days. The fight was ruined by the ref, Audley was just starting to get to Wilder.
Boxing is finished.

Posted April 29, 2013 4:13 am 

no clue

Tomato Can it’s not Karen Beltran but Karen Belford if my memory serves me right.. and she was quite cute as well posting her pics next to her Audley propaganda artilces.. alas a couple of abysmal flops by Audley and the redicule she was roundly subjected estranged her from ESB.. she was quite fun

Posted April 29, 2013 4:06 am 

no clue

spot-on piece.. Audley would have won this fight hands-down sans trecherous slippery corner and Wilders cheating ways..

Posted April 29, 2013 4:02 am 

Phil the Fighter

That was frigging hilarious!

Posted April 29, 2013 3:21 am 

Neil (Pomy)

Some people really have no sense-of-humour at all …..

Posted April 29, 2013 3:16 am 

Neil (Pomy)

WTF – Are you for real??? Read the article again and if you still cant realise that the whole article is a work of deliberate comedy then you really are a humourless idiot.

Posted April 29, 2013 3:15 am 


Since when does a boxer’s looks matter?

Posted April 29, 2013 2:44 am 


is the author Audley’s lover or something? What a disgraceful article.

Posted April 29, 2013 2:43 am 


Really, ESB is putting nationalistic trolling articles on the front page now? Really the admins need to get a handle on this crap.

Posted April 28, 2013 11:35 pm 



Posted April 28, 2013 11:11 pm 


The FLOORADOPE almost worked. A slightly longer count would have weakened Wilders arms as they are heavy when he holds them up

Posted April 28, 2013 10:28 pm 

Audley “A-Force” Fan

You could tell Audley was gonna take Wilder places that he’d never been, i think GBP may have had to get to the ref before the fight. That was one of the worst stoppages i’ve seen, Audley was in control and clearly playing rope a dope at the time of the stoppage.

Posted April 28, 2013 10:25 pm 


Nice One Fantana. I see you are dumbing down your usual wit, yet there are still some dullards who are taking your articles seriously.

Posted April 28, 2013 10:06 pm 

Yes Fantana

Audley’s work rate amd punching power would have been too much for Wilder. Too bad the ref was a disgrace ;)

Posted April 28, 2013 9:58 pm 

The machine

I think the article is a parody.

Posted April 28, 2013 9:00 pm 


Leave the man alone. Fantana is the only reason to look forward to a Harrison fight.

Posted April 28, 2013 8:27 pm 



Posted April 28, 2013 7:09 pm 


hahahaha, the headline is priceless!

Posted April 28, 2013 6:53 pm 

Mike Pytlik

The man truly was an inspiration to knockout victims everywhere

Posted April 28, 2013 6:44 pm 

the dude

these kind of articles should be saved for forums and not really be on a boxing news site if it expects to be taken as a serious boxing news site by readers

Posted April 28, 2013 6:37 pm 


It’s official: Fantana is off his meds, and needs to be put in a padded cell and have electro-shock therapy immediately. That, or else go work in Pyongyang for the North Korean dictatorship. This is a special kind of stupid…

Posted April 28, 2013 5:49 pm 

top hat

I think its easy to poke fun at audley, yeah he brings a lot on himself with his world title talk, but the guy is like many boxers through the different weight classes, good at national or european level but no more. That was Harrison he was good at british level and a european champion and should be more than happy with that. Gold medalist too. Its time to go now though Audley

Posted April 28, 2013 5:10 pm 


Oh no my worse fear has come true

Posted April 28, 2013 5:05 pm 


Fantana fantana fantana fantana fantana lol

Posted April 28, 2013 5:03 pm 

Swedish Boxing Fan

Deontay Wilder (28-0, 28 KO’s) made a great job by knocking out Audley “Fraudley” Harrison and as early as after 1 minute in 1st round!!! Great job and now hoppfully we will see Harrison retire for good becouse NO ONE outside England want’s him fighting on. And speaking of Wilder vs, Fury, I would like to see that fight as I feel WIlder is a tough man but not great material yeth and Tyson Fury is good but overated so far so they should fight and it would be an heavy puncher fight.

Posted April 28, 2013 4:44 pm 

Hugh Jardon

@googlerish LOL that’s funny as fook

Posted April 28, 2013 4:37 pm 

Hugh Jardon

Harrison needs to retire and take welly throwing, my gran could beat Audley and she’s dead.

Posted April 28, 2013 4:31 pm 


I find this article extremely difficult to masturbate to.

Posted April 28, 2013 4:29 pm 

RightHook Rob

This is the reason why this site is going down the toilet. Troll jobs are fine on the forum but not on the front page where any visitors who may be viewing the site for the first time can see. You wont see garbage like this on any respectable boxing news website so it shouldn’t be seen here. Disgraceful!

Posted April 28, 2013 4:05 pm 


this is a joke right?

Posted April 28, 2013 3:57 pm 

Gonzo of Nazareth

Edit> Not saying that the majority of boxing fans thought that

Posted April 28, 2013 3:29 pm 

Gonzo of Nazareth

Not saying that the majority of boxing fans that, just that there were many who did and even more who actually believed he could even compete at a high level in either code.

Posted April 28, 2013 3:28 pm 

Faux News

Fantana will soon be the anchor and face of The Onion News.

Posted April 28, 2013 3:25 pm 


Audley Harrison team are behind these posts. Everytime Audley loses i see a load of drivel from Fantana about what the ring,the referee and the ring girls did,never anything about Audley himself,who last night avoided eye contact with the referee after getting banged by a good shot.He couldn’t stand up!! He got paid a big purse for another 3 minutes. To put that into context this BUM has earned over £1.2 Million in no more than 30 minutes. You have done very well and Hearn has treated you great.retire knowing that for a European level fighter you have had more chances than most and have been paid very well despite consistently under performing.You should Retire.There are many young fighters feeding their families that could have taken that spot.

Posted April 28, 2013 3:25 pm 


Well I remember the first time an article was out up by him and it was nothing but negative comments about him.

Posted April 28, 2013 3:14 pm 


Just watched it on YouTube and they should of just reached 10 and that was it. He was barely up at 8 and he was looking away from the ref by the count of 10. This should of been a KO and not a TKO

Posted April 28, 2013 3:13 pm 

Gonzo of Nazareth

Many were convinced Kimbo was the real deal at first. I witnessed the madness with thine own eyes. It wasn’t until he got his ass beat by a bum that reality hit some of these fools.

Posted April 28, 2013 3:12 pm 

Gonzo of Nazareth

No I am not the author of this piece, but Lord Gonzo of ESB considers Fantana one of the better contributors to this site. He’s not in my class or anything, mind.. but that’s hardly an insult.

Posted April 28, 2013 3:10 pm 


Who ever believed Kimbo was gonna be anything more where only his Internet fans. After watching him destroy little guys I was like damn, well what happens if he fight someone his own size and he did, the big country dude and Kimbo couldn’t handle it. There are no real boxing fans that thought he could beat the Klitchkos. That’s why they put him in MMA, cause MMA is garbage and they thought that was the best chance he had

Posted April 28, 2013 3:09 pm 

Gonzo of Nazareth

Well said Gonz bro. Nail bang on head yet again.

Posted April 28, 2013 3:02 pm 


The article’s title cracked me up:) … Audley is a good, British/European level fighter. The likes of Haye, Wilder and Price are the elite world contenders of the division. No shame in getting wiped out by those lot. Audley’s had a good career.

Posted April 28, 2013 3:00 pm 


I would go one further than this,Audley is the best HW that has ever lived.If he could have got his self a better boot sponsor he wouldn’t have slipped over as much in his carrier and been a word wide sensation,even bigger than he is now if you can believe that possible.

Posted April 28, 2013 2:55 pm 


Harrison was also robbed of the 2004, 2008, and 2012 gold medals.

Posted April 28, 2013 2:49 pm 


thank you for this article

made my day

Posted April 28, 2013 2:37 pm 

Neil (Pomy)

Wilder has potential … we just need to see his metal tested.

Posted April 28, 2013 2:25 pm 

Exiled Yank

LOL!!! Harrison is delusional.

Posted April 28, 2013 2:19 pm 


I completely agree with this article. After seeing the way he was robbed in broad daylight against Price, though, it’s getting predictable. Harrison was also robbed in his fight against Haye, not to metnion those against Williams, Guin, Sprott and Rogan. I suspect that the Klitschkos are paying everyone off to make sure he never gets a title shot against them. If there were any justice, he would now be the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world, with all the belts (including the Ring belt). I doubt there is a fighter in history who could legitimately beat him. 2014 will be his year for sure.

Posted April 28, 2013 2:14 pm 

Neil (Pomy)

Now we need to see Wilder in with an opponent that can fight back. We still havnt seen Wilder in a fight yet.

Posted April 28, 2013 2:13 pm 


This article has too many grammatical mistakes.

Posted April 28, 2013 2:13 pm 

Neil (Pomy)

lol Well done Fantana lol …..

Posted April 28, 2013 2:12 pm 

Tomato Can

lol, who wrote this Gonzo? The original Karen Beltran? Who is this, hilarious….

Posted April 28, 2013 1:59 pm 


Haha, didn’t this exact article come out at the time of the Ruiz-Tua fight (with different names, obviously!)?

Posted April 28, 2013 1:55 pm 


Such a funny article!

Posted April 28, 2013 1:52 pm 


Obviously the article was written with a lot of tongue and cheek. Audley did what he always does in big fights and that is to freeze. Wilder has the power but if he got in with a heavyweight with proper boxing skills it would probably be lights out. The good thing for him is there aint anyone out there with those skills apart from the klitschkos.

Posted April 28, 2013 1:50 pm 



Posted April 28, 2013 1:48 pm 

captain hook

lol water in corner hahaha

Posted April 28, 2013 1:47 pm 

Eleanore the Hag

Any guy named Rod would know about bum boys

Posted April 28, 2013 1:39 pm 


I didn’t see the bout so I don’t know about what he’s saying. Does anyone agree with the writer?

Posted April 28, 2013 1:26 pm 


missed who wrote . . . fantana okay yep.

Posted April 28, 2013 1:19 pm 


Fantana the author is Harrisons bum boy

Posted April 28, 2013 1:19 pm 



Posted April 28, 2013 1:18 pm 


All we need now is for sweedish boxing fan to post he doesnt agree to really top this off

Posted April 28, 2013 1:14 pm 


I really dont know what to say to that

Posted April 28, 2013 1:13 pm 


I think Obama wrote that article

Posted April 28, 2013 1:08 pm 


Harrison was lucky the fight was stopped. He would have gone to hospital. He should fight Toney. The loser should fight Wlad. Seriously if harrison has anything left go to Australia and fight Browne

Posted April 28, 2013 1:02 pm 

Leave a comment on

Audley Harrison unlucky with premature stoppage in fight he was winning

Back To Top

Close this window.