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Danny ” the cameraman “

Hi Daniel, Mork said Tark was doing pretty good the first few outing he had with him. Mork then called Tark up and said where taking it to the next level this time were video taping this. Tark why in gods heaven had to stop by ” In and Out” hamburger joint to fill his stomach up of junk food knowing his rear end was going to get hammered. I don’t know why Tark did this maybe the jello diet starved him cause his tubes are supposed to be cleaned out smelling good not packed with digested ” In ad Out ” feces stuff. Morks white fluff carpet I am now hearing is being shampooed this very second. If I were you Daniel I would go directly to Mork for some fun and forget Tark unless Tark makes a apology.

Posted October 19, 2013 11:43 am 


DANIEL CARVER

Hey Danny, the cameraman.
This changes everything. I was only after Tark’s love meat, but had no idea i may be exposing myself to his waste products. O no! I don’t think I want to get involved in that kind of thing. Straight sxx is what i am after. All that kinky stuff involving PVC sheets is not really my bag. Perhaps Tark made a mistake or got extra nervous? Mork is a massive man and may have been too big to take.
Danny, I don’t really want you to video my behind for the world to see. I’d like to party, but party in private.
I would still like to make contact with Tark. Do you yourself get involved or are you strictly behind the lens? Speak soon. I will confess I am now getting cold feet about all this.

Posted October 19, 2013 8:42 am 


Danny ” the cameraman”

Hello,
folks sad news and rather embarrassing. Tark tonight has been kicked out of Mork’s party pad in Vegas. Tark who was supposed to be prepped and primed and douched literally took a crap on Mork’s. Danial Carver are you reading this ? Do not have any XXX with Tark. Tark was supposed to be on a jello diet this Friday instead he stopped at a ” In and Out ” hamburger joint had a double double cheeseburger, fries and a shake. If you know anything about anal X your not supposed to eat the day your having X. Tark knows this and has been 86x out for life. I was video taping this horrific incident as Mork was pumping Tark’s behind Mork pulls out and Tark’s butt exploded feces splashes and a ice cream dump on Mork 300 count thread bed sheet. It was disgusting ! My camera lens got splashed with Tark poo. This was supposed to be an event that turned out to be a catastrofy. Tark you owe me, Mork and his trio a apology. We thought you were a rising star in this. I guess we were wrong !

Posted October 18, 2013 11:57 pm 


DANIEL CARVER

Has anyone seen my baby, Tark? If you do, please tell him I miss him. I am looking forward to some one on one time with Tark ready to lap up his pearls of wisdom. Mork tells me that Tark has been broken in and loved it and I am waiting for baby Tark to be gentle with me.

Posted October 18, 2013 3:14 pm 


Anonymous

Supreme Court shut up no one is interested in your opinion.

Posted October 18, 2013 2:35 pm 


Supreme Court

actually not a bad signing for a rookie promoter…

Posted October 18, 2013 10:24 am 


BUSTAJAY

BHAHA…..this forum has taken a weird turn….is it now 25 cent per minute?

Posted October 18, 2013 10:05 am 


The Truth

50 MAKES THE WORST DECISIONS WHEN IT COMES TO SIGNING BOXERS, HIS ROSTER IS TERRIBLE!

Posted October 18, 2013 1:01 am 


big moe

Maybe kirkland can cut a record with lloyd banks and tony yayo…lol that should help boost him a little.

Posted October 17, 2013 11:43 pm 


Jess

gheez this forum is starting to turn me on. I’m staring to question my own sexuality

Posted October 17, 2013 9:58 pm 


Daniel Carver

Mork, have you had a liaison yet with Tark. I’d like to know if he is as sexy in person as he sounds in his writings. Did he manage to swallow you whole or did he gag on your dribble bits?
I’m both desperate and scared at the same time. The thought of you, Tark and Roxy excites me very much, but as I said! I’m shy and scared as I have not done anything like this before.
Once you have broken in Tark I will be there like a shot. Until we meet.
Little Danny Boy. xx

Posted October 17, 2013 6:12 pm 


hookoffthejab

PEEJ LMAO Kirkland at NO stage of any round did have Molina figured you are dreaming boy go watch the tape ……….

Posted October 17, 2013 4:55 pm 


Public Enemy

Daniel Carver = Tumbo BWWHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sick Chihuahua..

Posted October 17, 2013 4:13 pm 


Daniel Carver

Mork. Yes, please. Yummy, yummy. Although I am a little frightened by your enormous size. Do you mind if I let Tark break me in as I am still little Danny Boy and don’t have the experience you boys have.
Perhaps, after a few clinching sessions with Tark, perhaps I can let you get closer to me and once I feel comfortable in the ring, then perhaps we can wrassle around a bit.
I’m sure someone mentioned Bears was partial to some love hugging and he sounds like he is all man, with big forearms and chest. Hm. Sounds good.
Have you contacted Bears on his availability?
I was watching Caligula last night and he sure knew how to host a party. We could play pretorian guards and toss for who plays who. Yes, role paying is definitely a great ice breaker.
Yes, please. Make this happen Mork. I have never been to Nevada or really been exposed to the fruitier sides of life, but I feel it’s time to accept myself for what I am and to have some fun!

Posted October 17, 2013 4:10 pm 


PEEJ

Kirkland finally figured it out late in the fight. That is why I think he was on his way to stopping Molina. Molina is a B level fighter. Kirkland is also a B level fighter too. But the fact is when someone is holding you should keep punching. That will force the ref to issue a warning for holding and things like that.

Posted October 17, 2013 3:20 pm 


boxing plus

Daniel Carver LOL !!!!!!! hahahhaaaa LOL!!!!!

Posted October 17, 2013 3:12 pm 


Daniel Carver

Mork, darling. I didn’t get a chance to look up latex angel, but I can imagine with great pleasure how big you may be and u am getting all excited about hooking up with you and Tark and you teaching me so many different ways of how I can use my mouth and other body parts. Is Tark in or out? I hope he’s in and if he knows as much between the sheets as he seems to in the ring we are all in for a night that comes with an almighty bang.
I have visions of getting on my knees and serving you Mork. Please, teach me good and punish me bad. I’m hyperventilating so bad, I’m so h*rny. I want you to stretch me in ways I can only imagine. Um. Yummy! I gotta run, but keep posting me. xx

Posted October 17, 2013 2:11 pm 


Fight Aficionado

See there’s a lot of talk about Molina excessively holding Kirkland. This is true. He’s got a terrible style to watch and unfortunately holding has become a major part of the game against punchers. Refs don’t intervene anymore so it is what it is. Punchers gotta punch their way out. It’s not that hard but most punchers are too dumb to figure out out. Like Kirkland.

Posted October 17, 2013 1:30 pm 


Fight Aficionado

“The way James carries guns and the way “Fiddy” always seems to get shot, not a good combo.” – LOL.

Posted October 17, 2013 1:26 pm 


PEEJ

Yeah Molina was giving nothing close to a boxing lesson, he was giving a grappling lesson. He should of been warned, points deducted and disqualified. If he can’t grapple he is not making it through a whole fight with a puncher like Kirkland. Kirkland was on his way to KO Molina.

Posted October 17, 2013 12:34 pm 


Mork

Daniel Carver it’s nice to meet you. If you can take what this woman can take and do let me know. Go to latex angel . Com

Posted October 17, 2013 10:36 am 


Jake

Daniel Carver – I think the real Tark is out for a while. rumors are Mork really put it to him. Another rumor is Mork moved to Nevada to be a part of Morks trio ring which would now be a quad ring dominestrix.

Posted October 17, 2013 10:23 am 


MNboxingFAN – Sean

Ghetto promoter signs ghetto boxer. Shocker…

Posted October 17, 2013 7:07 am 


Mbuyiseli

Molina and Wladimir please if you love them don’t expect us to get a hard-on as well. James is dumb pure and simple. You dump GBP for who? Kirkland could still get a Lara, Trout, Angulo or Canelo. Now that is a round robin to savour. Who does 50 have in his stable? He is his own worst enemy. Going to jail is not enough, now we wants to put himself on a shelf. Currently I can’t pick between Chavez Jr and Kirkland who is dumber than the other, honestly.

Posted October 17, 2013 6:14 am 


Anonymous

Go away Carver you douche bag!

Posted October 17, 2013 4:47 am 


hookoffthejab

the look on Kirklands face during rounds of his fight with Molina said it all ………..

Posted October 17, 2013 4:28 am 


Jim Rich

I had Ishida leading on all the scorecards at duh time of duh stoppage. Poor mandingous warrior didn’t know joe cortez couldn’t wait to bum rush him and give him a hug and the fight end up being stopped. Kirkland is one decent fighter away from getting his bell rung and his clock cleaned. He needs to exercise duh demons, needs to hire the local paranormal society to chase the ghosts out of duh attic. We already saw him get his bell rung by a 2nd rate fighter, so it isn’t going to be a surprise when he steps up competition and gets TKO again. I’d love to see lara vs kirkland, lol, my money is on lara, bring it on please.

Posted October 17, 2013 4:21 am 


huckster

Wolfe had Molina winning.

Posted October 17, 2013 3:58 am 


hookoffthejab

James had no idea on how to deal with Carlos at all ….. Totally clueless was Kirkland was schooled and very lucky to receive the DQ ……At least Molina is the man at 154 now unlike Kirkland ….All he has is 50 cents ………

Posted October 17, 2013 1:48 am 


Russ

Speaking of acting like a thug outside the ring, I just don’t get Bernard Hopkins ? Here on youtube videos he acts like this professor trying to be all smart and stuff but people that I know in boxing say the guy acts like this rapper street thug outside the ring. Point to he only associates to people he knows, as the public he can give a damn. Personally I never met the guy and don’t want to but I think Bernards a phony. He has to many personalitys and masks he puts on.

Posted October 17, 2013 1:16 am 


C.Morgan

Terror Tim you are completely correct in your statement of not needing to behave like a thug outside of the ring just because you are a boxer.

In Kirklands case however it is different, this is the environment he comes from, his background, in and out of jail and prison, fighting in the street, he is a product of his upbringing and it takes time to exercise those demons and a lot of the time the demons are never fully exorcised.

He has accomplished tons more than most and reached a level of professional prize fighting in spite of all of his troubles and that should be seen as a great strength in and of itself.

Just trying to focus on positives because as you can see from 99% of the posts on this site it is very easy to fall into negativity.

Posted October 17, 2013 12:06 am 


terror tim

C.Morgan, Lara would school Kirkland easy. Just because you are a boxer doesn’t give you pass to be thug outside it as well.

Posted October 16, 2013 11:56 pm 


terror tim

Kirkland got a gift in the fight with Molina. He was getting schooled in that fight and the ref called a B.S. disqualification. Cant’ believe this author is calling it a stoppage. Poor reporting. Kirkland is fun to watch but a good boxer he is not. Lots of guys at 154 would school him. He pissed away the best part of his career. If beats Tapia he will get a big fight but I will take Tapia in this fight. Better all around fighter.

Posted October 16, 2013 11:50 pm 


C.Morgan

Good to see Kirkland is getting back into the mix, sure he has had outside the ring troubles THESE GUYS ARE FIGHTERS, they fight for a living of course they are loose cannons outside the ring.

Why condemn comeone for screwing up? It’s easy to sit on the sidelines and watch someone else and catch their mistakes and gossip like a women about it isn’t it?

Anyway its good to see him back, he’s tough, fast, has a great come forward aggressive style and intimidating persona and always comes in in great condition. You can’t name a lot of other fighters that come to destroy every second of every round. It’s not all roses of course, his chin is definitely fragile as is the case in history with a lot of fighters that punch really hard. Kirkland vs Ortiz would be a great match at 154, GGG is out of the question, if Kirkland thinks Angulo or Ishida hit hard he’ll crumple from the first clean shot GGG lands.

Actually, a good match in my eyes would be Kirkland vs Erlisandy Lara, I don’t know much about this Tapia guy but if he has a hard punch then he has a chance especially since Kirkland has been inactive for so long.

Posted October 16, 2013 11:47 pm 


Tomato Can

te tumbo “Kirkland makes me think of a ringworn middleweight version of Seth Mitchell.” Great analogy. agreed.

Posted October 16, 2013 9:40 pm 


Op Amp

I was being sarcastic dumb a s s

Posted October 16, 2013 9:34 pm 


Jimmy

Kirkland career is headed right into the toilet signing with dipshat 50 cent

Posted October 16, 2013 9:26 pm 


prideofvirginiabeach

The way James carries guns and the way “Fiddy” always seems to get shot, not a good combo.

Posted October 16, 2013 7:05 pm 


da-da

lame-o below me

Posted October 16, 2013 6:00 pm 


Anonymous

50 will have someone to juice up with…

Posted October 16, 2013 5:23 pm 


BUSTAJAY

50 will not take no shiznit like Anne so James best come ready or he will not get rich but will end up dying…..LMAO

Posted October 16, 2013 5:22 pm 


Fight Aficionado

“Kirkland gives the fans a good fight, with a lot of action and the likelihood of a knockout, one way or the other.” – True. Win or lose his fights always entertain. Good to see him back. 50 is a whatev promoter but fact he’s back on HBO is a sign he’s not totally incompetent.

Posted October 16, 2013 4:37 pm 


deepwater152

Ah one criminal deserves another criminal rat. kirkland is a bum that has got slurred speech already. 50 cent is a government witness. going no where fast.

Posted October 16, 2013 3:59 pm 


Jim Rich

Yea the mandingous warrior is back. I never got to see that rematch with ISHIDA, I know Ishida is average fighter but I think he has kirklands number, lol. I thought he retired, so he never earned a shot at martinez. So who exactly is in the line up to fight with kirkland. And who is 10 cents or 2 cents oh a music group, cool.

Posted October 16, 2013 3:57 pm 


te tumbo

Kirkland makes me think of a ringworn middleweight version of Seth Mitchell. Kirkland’s chin is no more durable than Hatton’s and just as vulnerable. every decent puncher in the division should salivate at the opportunity to add Kirkland’s name to their ring-resume. Kirkland still poses a dangerous challenge and shouldn’t be underestimated but it’s become virtually impossible to overestimate him these days.

Posted October 16, 2013 3:18 pm 


PEEJ

Signing with 50 is like making sure you lose most of your fights. Does he have any fighters with Ws in the column? GGG is a 154lb fighter so him and Kirkland is a non starter at the moment. Kirkland has no chin anyways and would probably be beat by GGG at 160 anyways. His problems outside of the ring have plagued him for years and that has costed him some huge paydays and pretty much his career. He won’t be much anymore in boxing in my opinion. Sad too because I live in Austin and would like to have a good boxer succeed from Austin

Posted October 16, 2013 3:09 pm 


Anonymous

Triple G smashes Kirkland inside three rounds.

Posted October 16, 2013 2:59 pm 


flash knock down

I don’t care who Kirkland signs with just glad to see him back in the ring . Great action fighter he brings everything he has every fight.

Posted October 16, 2013 2:55 pm 


mack

Kirkland gives the fans a good fight, with a lot of action and the likelihood of a knockout, one way or the other. I don’t know if he would be better off signing with a boxing guy rather than an entertainment type. Boxing life is short, especially when you take a lot of shots and are frequently inactive. You’ve got to get yourself the best available management, and not be starstruck.

Posted October 16, 2013 2:45 pm 


Truth Teller

Don’t know why these guys are signing with 50 cent. Good way to see your career go nowhere. Gamboa IMO has the talent to be a P4P talent but it seems like he fights once a year against fighters that aren’t even contenders. What the hell! Gamboa should be fighting big fights and be fighting at least twice a year.

Posted October 16, 2013 2:32 pm 


Public Enemy

Filthy Scent tryin to be a Boxing Promoter is as stupid as Mayweather or Broner trying to be Rap Stars…

Posted October 16, 2013 2:03 pm 


moonshineman

Good for Kirkland.

Posted October 16, 2013 1:54 pm 


Suzy

Under Fiddy – you wont find Kirkland in da club

Posted October 16, 2013 1:49 pm 


meja

That fight with Molina was ugly, Molina was spoiling the whole fight with his clinching. I don’t think Kirkland was getting his ass beat was behind on the cards, but it would have been interesting to see how the rest fight played out as i think the knockdown changed the whole tone of the fight.

Posted October 16, 2013 1:43 pm 


PEEJ

He was not getting beat down. Molina was holding the whole fight. Not even sure if he threw a punch, just held. The one time he didn’t hold he got knocked down and probably would of been stopped in the next round. Molina should of been warned, points taken and then disqualified.

Posted October 16, 2013 1:36 pm 


Fight Aficionado

“Due to problems outside of the ring, the 29-year-old southpaw from Austin, Texas has been inactive since stopping Carlos Molina in the 10th round of their March 24, 2012 fight.” – Total lie. Kirkland was getting his ass beatdown and the ref DQed Molina when his corner entered the ring. They were just looking for a way to rob Molina and didn’t have to do that. His inept corner gave them the excuse to end it for Kirkland.

Posted October 16, 2013 1:11 pm 


kig

aaa

Posted October 16, 2013 12:28 pm 



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