Nicky Cook: It’s Jocks Away

04.12.06 – World featherweight title challenger Nicky Cook has promised to dump Scott Harrison on the scrapheap alongside Scottish wannabe pop stars the MacDonald Brothers this Saturday at the ExCeL London. The cheesy pop act tumbled out of the X-Factor last Saturday night and now the cheeky Cockney scrapper, who challenges Harrison for his WBO crown, reckons he will KO Harrison to add further misery to the Scottish nation live on ITV1..

“I ain’t much of a singer but I’ll be singing ‘I’m Forever Blowing Bubbles’ in the ring with the world title strapped around my waist when I’ve chinned Harrison and the X-Factor judges can be ringside to score me on that one!”, said the die-hard West Ham United fan.

“One Scottish act has been dropped on TV already and now I’m going to drop the other one this Saturday,”

Cookie continued, “Fair dues to Harrison, he’s been a good champion and beaten some decent challengers but this is now my time to take over and reign the featherweight division and come on, you need a champion that smiles a bit. What’s with Harrison constantly snarling all the time? A few right hands from me on his chops should sort that one out,”

“For a featherweight he’s not very fast and looks like his stuck in tar by the way he punches and moves. Yeah, he’s strong but this is boxing and I’ll be too fast and quick for him on the night, I’ll be throwing four of five punches to every one of his and busting his body up with some heavy shots.”

He finished with this parting shot, “After I’ve belted out my own hits all night to Scott’s head and body the only thing he will be singing on the long way home to Glasgow is ‘I Would walk 500 miles’!”